Mary's been keeping her lamb in a steam room.
Go figure the way that she thinks.
She said to the vet, having kept it so wet,
I'm convinced that it's fleece is non shrink
 

 Mary's lamb is eating grass,
while tethered to a post.
It's eating grass in circles,
And Mary's quite engrossed.

"To calculate the grass it eats",
Said Mary , "I must try".
"My teacher said to find arse squared,
And use the constant Pie"

????

(Area of a circle = the radius squared multiplied by the constant  pi)

It's come to light that Mary's lamb,
Once purchased in Nantuckett.
Has just been drowned in curry sauce,
And boiled in a bucket.
 

Since Mary holidayed in Greece,
She's buying lamb to flog it.
She's turns it in to shiskebab,
And serves it up with Yogit.

 


 

That little problem with your car sir? ........

no no no, nothing serious,

 you were just running a little rich.

Yes we tightened the belt on your cash converter, 

cleaned out your back pockets, 

and the balance is just right now sir.

Goose Feathers

Series 1.

Flying Home

Goose Feathers

Series 1.

Bird Flue

 
Rabbit

Tails

(One)

(Two)
(Three)

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